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Joke of the Day

"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."

"""Despite my best efforts, my hot air balloon just isn't going to fly."" ""Dude, that's a bike with a blanket on it."" ""My best efforts."""

"I hate jokes about AIDS. OMG! Me too, man! HI V!"

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."

"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."

"What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl? In Sink!"

"What kind of fish loves to fix instruments? A tuna."

"Blood is thicker than water, so I'm going to have to use Comet on this bathtub"

"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"

"""I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over"" - guy who invented the accordion"