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Joke of the Day

"Egg puns pls Thought this was an eggcellent idea..."

"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."

"What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection? LeBronchitis"

"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"

"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."

"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"

"We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags."

"Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years."

"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"

"Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work."