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Joke of the Day

"I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, ""Do not eat if seal is broken."" I open the box and sure enough..."

"Did you know that Miley has a twin sister? Her name is Tyranna and she's a palaeontologist."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"

"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents"

"You'd think being in a pickle would be a good thing."

"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."

"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."

"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."