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Joke of the Day

"Have a friend who takes pics of her food and then goes to the restroom to delete them all. Instagramorexia Nervosa."

"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!"

"TIL: Colonel Sanders had a younger brother who was a plumber. Urinal Sanders"

"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."

"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"

"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"