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Joke of the Day

"Have a friend who takes pics of her food and then goes to the restroom to delete them all. Instagramorexia Nervosa."

"By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka into actions."

"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."

"What's red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her. Her miscarriage."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"My lasagna just took a picture of me and posted it on Instagram"

"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."

"You think Italians encourage amnesia? Forget about it!"

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."