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Joke of the Day

"Solipsism Everything I know about solipsism without looking it up is all there is to know about solipsism."

"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."

"[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day! *T-1000 shifts nervously*"

"Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?"

"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."

"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."

"Whats the worst part about being a news reporter? The shootings"

"Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?"