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Joke of the Day

"u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith"

"Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off"

"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."

"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."

"What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos"

"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."

"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."

"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."