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Joke of the Day

"u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith"

"3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes..."

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"

"What does a SJW do on Halloween Triggered treating"

"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."

"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""

"What's the difference between a fence and Ellen Pao One knows how to link properly."

"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."