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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."

"When I'm at the pool, hopefully girls see the scratches on my body and assume I'm a great lover, and not that I enjoy giving cats piggybacks"

"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"

"Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!"

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally,Not Wally... *from the Where's Wally Audiobook*"

"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"

"Everyone is constantly trying to be interesting & that's why we're all so boring"

"i have learned nothing from everything and will continue to do so with zero responsibility and consequences"

"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"