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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"
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"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"
"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"
"Learned from my 2yr old tonight that Jesus doesn't like bananas. No word on cauliflower yet but pretty sure he's not a fan."
"I'm always right. I thought i was wrong once, But i was wrong."
"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"
"Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer one of the skunks said ""Whatever shall we do?"" ""Let us spray!"" replied the other."
"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."
"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."
"Just saw a spider. It was sleeping. I crawled into its mouth."