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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"

"How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same? They just can't help themselves."

"Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I'm talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi"

"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"

"I call my girlfriend Dumbledore. She's a head master."

"I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex."

"Maglev train hits 310mph in Japan. Critics say it has barely left the ground."

"Thank you for calling ELVIS Direct Press 1 for the money 2 for the show"

"How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke."

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."