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Joke of the Day

"*batman voice* Alfred, my bat-wang is stuck in my bat-zipper. Bat-help."

"You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"Nervous about speaking in front of a crowd of people? Imagine everyone is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt"

"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"

"So I was out shopping for a Mothers Day gift for tommorow I bet that scared the shit out of you"

"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""

"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"

"I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood."

"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"