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Joke of the Day
"*batman voice* Alfred, my bat-wang is stuck in my bat-zipper. Bat-help."
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"Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go... ...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope."
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"I met a group of guys who were all named Richard last night... what a bunch of Dicks"
"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""
"A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed."