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Joke of the Day
"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"
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"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."
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"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."
"So today I ripped off my testicles... I didn't want to risk creating any GMOs in the future."
"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"
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"How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive? One terrorbyte."