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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."

"Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A happy bear!"

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets Women"

"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."

"When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message."

"7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces."

"I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?"

"What does a gay horse eat? Dick."

"Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy"