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Joke of the Day

"So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, ""you're a stupid solipsist..."". ...and Gorgias says, ""I know you are but what I am."""

"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."

"Your husband's super cute, is he single?"

"What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !"

"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."

"In case you wondered what married life is like, my wife is yelling at me for making her forget why she was yelling at me."

"Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years."

"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."

"Basic Instinct Star Cast in ""The Carpenters"" Biopic This summer: SHARON IS KAREN"