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Joke of the Day
"Basic Instinct Star Cast in ""The Carpenters"" Biopic This summer: SHARON IS KAREN"
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"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". So I beat her until she bleed to much then put her back in the closet until dinner."
"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."
"Show me someone who says ""once you try black you never go back"" and I'll show you someone who's never had an overripe banana."
"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"
"Me: Why don't I have a boyfriend? God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross."
"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"
"Always answer a math question in a silly voice because if you're wrong they'll think you're joking and if you're right they'll feel dumb."
"During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten."
"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."