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Joke of the Day

"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""

"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"

"Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9."

"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."

"I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room."

"Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs I said: Oh strange! It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs? I said: no, the fact that you talk"

"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"what do you call the people who were protecting a van? the vanguard"

"When I'm high, I'll call some customer service number and choose the Spanish option just for the challenge."