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Joke of the Day
"Balloons are stupid. ""Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."""
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"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."
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"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"
"my favourite position is 68 you do me, and i'll owe you one."
"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"
"A man with a mirror leaves a party... ... and says ""I'll see myself out."""
"Me: Yes honey.. I know.. a stroller for the baby. I got it. *hangs up* Salesman: As I was saying, the largest hamster ball we sell is a-"