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Joke of the Day

"do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth ""starting now?"" yes ""the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"""

"What is the best part about having sex with twenty eight year-olds? There are twenty of them."

"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"

"Women always call me ugly,until they find out how much money I make Then,they call me ugly and poor"

"EA cut so many corners with the Sims 4 that they made a circle."

"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."

"Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?"

"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."

"I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow..... .... then I said: ""You obviously haven't been listening""."