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Joke of the Day
"If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?"
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"Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a ""constellation prize"" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot."
"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."
"Your life and greatest achievements"
"WIFE: You promised not to spend the lottery winnings on something stupid ME: *climbing off my new elephant* He has a name, Karen"
"Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz? Because he has Ayyyds."
"I can tell so much about a person just by guessing."
"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man ""How do you breath through that thing?!"""
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"