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Joke of the Day

"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"I got 45 pages into writing my autobiography before I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Smash Mouth's ""All Star"" over and over again."

"Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life."

"No one is reading any of these tweets. Feel free to unburden yourself. I murdered a drifter once. Wow. That feels great. Now you."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make your little girl cry! But if she's gonna have those ears, she's gonna need a sense of humor."

"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."

"How do you call an unlocked phone ? Married and virgin."

"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."