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Joke of the Day
"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."
Next Joke
"I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen."
"Damn girl are you today's date? Cause' you're a 10/10"
"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."
"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"What's a Rabbis' favorite drink? Semenade"
"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."
"I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle."