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Joke of the Day

"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."

"Jealously is something you're good at when you suck at everything else."

"Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back."

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""

"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"

"I remember last year... It's like it was yesterday."

"A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2B or not 2B?"

"I keep hearing about kids accidentally dying from trying to get an asphyxiation high. What happened to drugs, kids?! We still have drugs!"

"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"

"What if there was a sign written in braille that said DO NOT TOUCH! http://i.imgur.com/gNUYlpb.gif"