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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"
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"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."
"Me: I'm feeling frisky yet stabby. Do you want to come over? Him:... Me: Good answer"
"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."
"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."
"Me: ""Gee Thanks for spilling Cheerios all over the floor."" 3yo: ""You're welcome Mom, look at this!""*scatters more on floor I deserve that."
"Whats blue and bangs old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat."
"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"
"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."
"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"