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Joke of the Day
"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."
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"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."
"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"
"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."
"Found out that girls do not like re-gifting. So, I was walking along and this girl gave me a major hard-on. However, when I tried to give it back to her, she just slapped me and ran away screaming."
"Fun game: Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says... ""Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"" And wait."
"A psychic goes to buy clothes Employee: how about this one? Psychic: That top is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"
"if you stabbed me i would probably bleed pizza sauce."
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
"What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag? A boyfriend."