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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."
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"A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'"
"When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs."
"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"
"I bought a designer body bag and now I'm scared to gain weight."
"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."
"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."
"When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second."
"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""
"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"