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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."
Next Joke
"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"
"Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes it's already caught my eye."
"I love plants. They are the only living things that do not run away from me."
"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."
"[doorbell] ""Sir, do you believe Jesus died for your sins?"" ""No."" ""Why not?"" ""He died like 2000 years ago."" ""So?"" ""I'm 46. Do the math."""
"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."
"Mike Tyson wrecked a ship once... who wouldda thunk it?"
"What do you call an expert in psychedelics? A trip advisor."
"how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever."