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Joke of the Day
"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."
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"9 years ago i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today i asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What's the difference between babies and boomerangs? If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back..."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."
"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? Keep the tip."
"'babe, i'm ready' -says my wife, from the bedroom 'be right there' -i say from the bathroom, trying furiously to untangle my yo-yo string"
"Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called ""Societal Obligation."""
"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."
"Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth."