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Joke of the Day
"What do women and pennies have in common? They ain't worth shit"
Next Joke
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 8 fellas but dropped his microphone on his foot.......and shouted ""Fuck me!"" What happened next will haunt me for life!!"
"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"
"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."
"Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights."
"Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X... They both go down after pi"
"How long is a chinese name"
"What do you call Atheism? A non-prophet organization."
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? A book has papers."
"Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink all day."