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Joke of the Day

"I missed you with all my darts"

"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."

"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"

"An Adam Sandler movie marathon is more difficult than a real marathon."

"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."

"I had consensual sex with a dementia sufferer... It was like HBO's Lost, it was okay when it started but by the end of it no one knew what was happening."

"Direct quote from my daughter: ""I know horses can play soccer really well because they're fast."" Thank god she's pretty."

"Say what you want about pedophiles.. At least they drive slowly around playgrounds."

"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."