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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite song? White Christmas"
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"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."
"People say I'm quite contrarian. But I disagree."
"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."
"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."
"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""
"If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs? None because the six pigs have already eaten them all."
"What do you call a riot in Baltimore? Target practice."
"I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it So The Fine Brothers sued me"
"I don't think I'd be as calm as Billy Joel was in that song if an old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin."