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Joke of the Day
"Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants."
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"Odin is a king, Thor got his gender switched to a woman, Disney owns Marvel. So Thor is....A DISNEY PRINCESS KINDA!"
"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"
"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"
"Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer."
"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"
"How long does 8 sleep for? Forever."
"""I want to get drunk in public."" ""Me too but on pancake batter."" ""If only there was a way to solve both problems."" -The Origin of Eggnog"
"I hate computer speak My brain just cant PROCESS it."
"My dad hasn't uncrossed his arms since I was born."