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Joke of the Day

"Internet Explorer: so about last night Me: Oh, i used you for flash. IE: Are we back together, am i your default? Me: don't make this weird"

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"

"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"

"Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?"

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat"

"[speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog? ""No."" *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps]"