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Joke of the Day

"What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money!"

"How did Jared lose 150lbs? He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed."

"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."

"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"

"I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand, laughing and joking, beer drinking, dancing, pizza in bed kinda relationship."

"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."

"What did one ball say to the other? Who's the dick in the middle?"

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."