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Joke of the Day

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents..."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"

"A Jewish boy asks his father ""Can I have thirty dollars?"" His father replies ""Twenty dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"""

"An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism He said he wasn't sure."

"""Pay attention to me, but not too much. Ignore me, but make me feel wanted. Let me know you want me, but don't be clingy.""-women"

"before you do a horrific crime, double check whether you could get the death penalty for it and if so whether you really want to do it"

"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."

"A dad walks in on his son watching porn. The son says, ""Well, at least you know I'm straight, dad."" The dad says, ""Not after tonight, son."""

"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."