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Joke of the Day
"It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words."
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"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says, ""Boy, it sure is hot in here."" The second one says, ""Oh my god, it's a talking muffin!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"
"Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary"
"What did one fish say to the other during the race? I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!"
"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"
"Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK"
"So a girl asked me if I was a tits or an ass man.. so I said, well my friends always tell me, ""You're an ass, man!"" Ba dum tiss."
"Carbs are my starch enemy."