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Joke of the Day

"It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words."

"The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it. That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!"

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"

"September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month."

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could've easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost"

"Do you have elections in Japan? Yes, I have one evely molning."

"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bullet proof vest"

"I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband. Whoops, wrong sub."