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Joke of the Day
"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"
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"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"
"Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?"
"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Dermatologists hate him! It's not because he has a great skin or anything. He's just an asshole"
"How would you tell if the Queen was stoned? Her Highness will tell you"
"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."
"Whats the difference between a zombie and baby? A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams."
"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"
"Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles? motorcycles don't have trunks"