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Joke of the Day
"""It's 5 o'clock somewhere."" - a shitty watch."
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"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann"
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"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."
"How was your thanksgiving? >> Very stuffing."
"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"
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"There are three types of people I hate Niggers, racists, and hypocrites"