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Joke of the Day

"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."

"What is the best way to cut a mango? With a knife!"

"A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised"

"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."

"You want to urge someone to do something ASAP, when do you use ""come to"" instead of ""come on""? come to me..."

"What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour."

"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."

"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."

"I went to a prostitute but she charged way too much and only gave me a handjob I guess you could say I didn't get a good bang for my buck."

"What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris? Free Shots"