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Joke of the Day
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann"
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"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""
"Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria. She said that she needed to be Frank with me."
"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"
"what did the sign outside the rehab center say? ""Keep off the grass"""
"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"It's not believable when Billy Bob Thornton isn't an alcoholic in a movie."
"I just got a tattoo of Ben Franklin on my dick Because my girlfriend knows how to blow a hundred bucks. (for our non-American friends, Ben Franklin's face is on the US $100 bill)"
"So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!"