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Joke of the Day
"I'd be calmer defusing a bomb after four Red Bulls than watching someone else use my laptop."
Next Joke
"Where should you go if you lost a corner? To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs."
"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""
"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."
"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."
"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."
"What do you call Wolverine post-op? An x-man."
"When I enter a bathroom stall, I close the door, sigh with relief, and loudly say, ""This is it. This is where I'll start my new life"""
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever said I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."