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Joke of the Day
"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."
Next Joke
"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."
"Just made this up, probably not as funny as I think it is. What do you call a dozen birds making a rooster? A twelve finch cock!"
"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."
"Gene Therapy The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder. This is the place for wordplay, right?"
"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."
"I used to have some jokes concerning noble gasses... but they're argon."
"Tragic: In the world every 60 seconds... ...One minute passes."
"What do you if there is a black out? Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut."
"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"