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Joke of the Day

"I have to give my boss handjobs while he looks at porn after work. Also, I am the boss. Credit:/u/_silver_surfer_"

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin"

"what do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy"

"Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords."

"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"

"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."

"What jobs have you found out about that made you think ""why does this exist""?"

"Officer, I know I was speeding, but you have to let me go. I'm running late to a concert and I'm the guy who brings the giant beach ball."

"Animals are more careful than human. Here is the reason. http://funnyentry.com/ny-pizza-rat-turns-to-cannibalism/"