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Joke of the Day

"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""

"July 4th celebrates the original Brexit. Thanks George"

"I was so poor as a kid, we only had Onepac Shakur."

"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."

"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."

"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."

"Big vote today in England. If Leave wins I predict : Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium"

"What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance? PrecipiSatan"

"Condom Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. ""Cover me. I'm going in."""

"How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!"