41915

Joke of the Day

"Social Media For Drug Dealers It's called instagram"

Next Joke
 
"Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?"
"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"
"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!"
"Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl."""
"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."
"How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge? There are footprints in the butter"
"I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds"