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Joke of the Day
"A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery."
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"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"
"Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste."
"Don't have a ""Garage sale"" if I can't buy your garage idiot."
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"3 men asked me out while I was shoveling out my car. Lesson learned: showering and makeup are optional as long you're grunting."
"Forrest Gump wasn't a retard. He was just raised in Philly"
"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"
"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."