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Joke of the Day
"Don't have a ""Garage sale"" if I can't buy your garage idiot."
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"Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP."
"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand eyeeeeeeeeee"
"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things."
"Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment."
"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."
"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."