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Joke of the Day
"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"
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"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."
"There were two guys fishing... Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them: -""Hey guys do you have any glue""? They answer no and he leaves. Ten minutes later he comes back. -""I brought some"""
"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook"
"Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in? He came to his senses."
"What do you call a Mustard Competition? A Compe*Dijon*"
"What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father."
"Two Jewish women are on a bench One turns to the other and says ""meh"" The other responds ""eh"" The first one replies ""but enough about the children"""