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Joke of the Day

"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"

"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."

"Are kids that are born in a whorehouse called Brothel Sprouts?"

"Why can't you eat soup in the Matrix... Because there is no spoon...."

"A man is stranded on a deserted island. To attract rescuers he sends out a smoke signal. ""Help! My blankets on fire!"""

"A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you."

"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... Adviser: Dump him."

"Have you been to Iran? I don't think you should go, I don't think they like joggers."