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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute drinking tea in Seattle? Hooker Tea Washington."

"I am a hiring manager. Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away. If you're going to be working for me, you also have to be lucky."

"My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... ""How many fingers am I holding up?"""

"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"

"How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)"

"Monday mornings shouldn't start until noon."

"I think if I was brutally ass raped by a unicorn, it would be of little consolation that they are fictional."

"What did the one female tampon say to the other female tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck-up cunts."

"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"