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Joke of the Day
"My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... ""How many fingers am I holding up?"""
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"I have the head of a German Shepard and the body of a 16 year old boy.... They're both in my car and I want you to see them."
"I got arrested one night while camping... The policeman said I was loitering within tent."
"Here's one for all you Stalinists out there! Communist jokes are only funny if you share them."
"A girl's ass is like an onion... ...It'll give you really bad breath if you eat it raw!"
"a group of ducks are gathered around a ouija board. the glass slowly moves, B-R-E... *the ducks tense up* ...A-D *ducks go fuckin nuts*"
"I lost 130 pounds in a year. She left me."
"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."
"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"
"You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass."