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Joke of the Day

"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"

"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."

"My love for you is like gonorrhea... It burns!"

"Last night I went to a bar and someone put a Mira-Lax in my drink Overall, it was a pretty shitty night"

"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."

"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"

"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"

"In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return."

"I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family."