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Joke of the Day
"Monday mornings shouldn't start until noon."
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"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
"When I quit my job I'm going to barge into my boss's office, slam my gun and badge on his desk, and storm out of this Arby's forever."
"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."
"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."
"It's your first time when you high af and you could feel the earth rotating faster than usual... in the opposite direction."
"How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail"
"""Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to plug mine in"" *Drives ex-son to homeless shelter"
"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."
"A friend of mine has a trophy wife... apparently it wasn't first place."