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Joke of the Day
"After legalizing gay marriages the US became 50 states of gay"
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"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."
"What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date? They give their women awesome Dinar."
"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."
"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"
"If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?"
"In a communist country, what does a woman say to a man before having sex? I want you to seize my means of reproduction."
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"I dated a girl once who turned out to be a cannibal. That really came back to bite me in the ass."
"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."