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Joke of the Day

"A flock of dads is called a grill."

"Proof that upside-down and/or opposites world and/or country exists! Every joke, irrespective of the degree of hilarity, will get down votes! XD"

"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""

"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble!"

"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."

"Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account."

"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."

"*hostage situation* Our FIRST demand: we want more bullets because we ran out... NO DON'T COME IN HERE"

"You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook."

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."