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Joke of the Day
"A flock of dads is called a grill."
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"With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw"
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"An even cornier joke One stalk of corn said to the other stalk of corn, ""Hey, can I tell you something?"" The other stalk of corn said, ""I'm all ears."""
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"Did you hear about the guy whose toilet flushes with hot water? He thinks he's real hot shit."
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"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."